Just open the can: The only store-bought salsa I enjoy these days is, can you believe it:
Yeah, and it's only about 50 or 60 cents a can. Nice, small quantity. Best served cold with really good chips (that's an entirely separate post). I do not enjoy this salsa as much with anything less than restaurant-style tortilla chips. It just doesn't do it for me with regular chips. Only buy if you can handle spicy.
Open-the-can-plus: The second-easiest salsa ever I got from a lady in our previous ward who brought it to a ward party. Mark and I thought it was regular homemade salsa. Tricky woman.
- 1 can Ro-Tel regular or mild tomatoes and green chiles
- 1 can Ro-tel Mexican Fiesta tomatoes
- Fresh cilantro to taste
- salt and pepper to taste
So, drain your tomatoes (one or both cans) and add to a blender. Break off a small handful of cilantro, throw it in, and get a little bit of salt and pepper in there to join the party. Blend to your heart's content. That's it. Really. The trick is in the fresh cilantro.
Warning: This one is also pretty spicy. You might be able to tame the heat by subbing some other brand of tomatoes w/ green chiles and then using a Ro-Tel Mexican Fiesta.
An Actual Recipe:
This, my friends, is Mark's and my favorite salsa recipe. Courtesy of a salsa recipe book that my friend Rebekah gave me that she bought in the BYU bookstore (what a great friend...)
Salsa for a Crowd (altered just a smidge)
3 cans (28 oz) stewed tomatoes
3 medium fresh tomatoes, diced
3 entire bunches green onions, chopped
1 (4 oz) can diced jalapenos (these aren't very spicy, but use less if you're whimpy)
2 cloves of garlic, pressed
1 bunch fresh cilantro, chopped
1 (7 oz) can green chiles.
Combine. Makes 6 cups. Yum. And, unless I am making this for a true crowd, I usually make a third of it. I think giving Mark a jar of this salsa pretty much was what won him over six saucy years ago.
Hope I haven't wasted your time. Now, don't all go rushing out to the store at once.








